hi my name is Rael ... and ....Well ... this is just another One Direction Blog ! | my only life goal is to actually meet these crazy perfect boys<3 but the First time i ever saw the boys was on June8th ,2012 in San Diego. Yup the tears stremed down my face when i saw Zayn Jawaad Malik. i just love him so much ...i actually fell in love with him with out knowing who he was at first, before i knew about his fame, and the rest of the boys ... i just really hope that one day, maybe one day i will get a chance to talk to him <3
Ashley: Uh, hey Trisha. Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me?
Trisha: Ashley…Kachadorian.*breathes deeply*..you were supposed to be watching the door.
Ashley: Oh, no, I know, it’s just, my family and I, we went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks, so…it’s kind of a thing we do every year.Didn’t you get the vacation request form I sent in before I lef–
Trisha: You…….were supposed to be watching the door.
Ashley: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form, and I was gunna –
Trisha: You were supposed……..to be watching the door! Ashley Kachadorian!
Ashley: Um…T-Trisha, are you okay?
Trisha: Do you know what these are, Ashley Kachadorian! These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams…with legs
Trisha: With a head.
Ashley: I really, Trisha, I–
Trisha: She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzlestick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms!
Ashley: O-Okay, b-but I wa–
Trisha: I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door!
Ashley: Oh…….I was at Pearl Harbor.
Trisha: A girl lost her arms, Ashley Kachadorian. A girl lost her FUCKING arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum. We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my God. How could you do this to us, you literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are! And me…I’m Ben Affleck. And I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m holding two FUCKING girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody!